my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
pardon my french but bonjour
I want to date someone but I don’t wanna have to have to deal with the responsibilities of dating someone, like I just want to date someone for the kisses and the cuddles and the touching but that’s it I don’t wanna catch no feelings cuz dat ain’t good
people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
hearing a hot guy complain about being single