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• everyone: you're so quiet
• me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you

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The difference between bees and wasps.

• Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
• Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

• Parents: get off the computer
• Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect

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